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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 14</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 203.8
Body Fat: 31.6%
BP: 123/85
Heart Rate: 80
Oh glorious flavors! How I have missed all of you!
I started the day (after my last salt water flush and accompanying butt tsunami) with a juice recipe I got from my friend Linda. It&#8217;s effing awesome, and not just because it wasn&#8217;t lemonade. It&#8217;s easy, too. Throw an apple, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 13</title>
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Body Fat: 31.6%
BP: 126/84
Heart Rate: 84
It&#8217;s Sunday morning. I fell asleep last night before I blogged, so this is the blog for yesterday.
It was my last day of lemonade, and I&#8217;m ever so grateful. I only managed to get in the requisite 48oz, but I satisfied the requirement and that&#8217;s what&#8217;s important.
I went over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 205.2
Body Fat: 29.8%
BP: 135/87
Heart Rate: 65
I hate lemons. I seriously do. The only thing that makes drinking the lemonade bearable is the fact that it&#8217;s the only thing I can have. I have no intention of eating another citrus fruit (even limes, which I love and are an integral part of the gin and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 11</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 206.6
Body Fat: 33.7%
BP: 124/87
Heart Rate: 60
I&#8217;m bored with this lemonade shit. I need some variety, I&#8217;m so done with this. I can deal with the hunger, but this one flavor all day long&#8230; man, oh man.
All throughout my day I read recipes from Food Network and imagine the flavors and textures. Am I torturing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 207.2
Body Fat: 32.6%
BP: 135/90
Heart Rate: 72
I&#8217;m cold all the time. I&#8217;m never cold, especially my hands. My hands are almost always hot. I use them to warm up Megan all the time. Not lately, always cold. I don&#8217;t know why that is, so if one of you do, please tell me.
Some of you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 9</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 207.8
Body Fat: 30.3%
BP: 133/95
Heart Rate: 76
PSA: when the instructions on the box of laxative tea state that you will take a dump in 6-12 hours, plan on the lower end of the scale.
I went to bed a bit early last night, and so I was drinking my teat by around 9:00PM. I was awakened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 208.3
Body Fat: 33.2%
BP: 130/93
Heart Rate: 67
I don&#8217;t mind the lemonade so much.
I don&#8217;t mind the laxative tea every night, either. In fact, if it didn&#8217;t have laxative properties, I&#8217;d probably drink it all the time because it tastes pretty good.
I don&#8217;t even mind the salt water flush each morning, and the liter of salt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 7</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 208.3
Body Fat: 33.2%
BP: 125/87
Heart Rate: 76
I&#8217;ve started to have very lucid imaginations (hallucinations?) about food. An ad comes on TV and I can actually feel the texture of the food in my mouth as I watch it on TV.
I&#8217;m not at a point where I&#8217;m ready to throw in the towel &#8211; I&#8217;m totally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 6</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 210.2
Body Fat: 34.4%
BP: 137/95
Heart Rate: 75
Sorry for not writing last night, spent the evening watching movies snuggled up with my sweetie, and feel asleep halfway into (500) Days of Summer.
I&#8217;ll tell you this, though &#8211; this isn&#8217;t getting any easier. My brain is really starting to mess with me. I notice food EVERYWHERE! We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cleanse, Day 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weight: 210.3
Body Fat: 33.2%
BP: 137/95
Heart Rate: 71
Megan says I smell like a tree-hugger. I&#8217;m not sure what that means, exactly, but I don&#8217;t think it was a good thing.
Do you realize how many advertisements of food surround us?! Yeah, me neither until today. SerioUSly! Radio, TV, Newspapers, magazines, BILLBOARDS DRIVING DOWN THE FREEWAY!!!
Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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