Nov 28

It’s official, the decline of western civilazation, the ultimate excess of American consumerism and the complete bastardization and subsequent commercialization of a religious holiday celebrating the birth of a man whose only mission was to give is now complete.

This morning, a temporary worker at the Valley Stream, New York WalMart, 34 year old Jdimypai Damour, was trampled to death by a mob that literally tore the doors from their hinges in their eagerness to get inside the store.

At 4:55 this morning, a group of around 2,000 shoppers began pushing at the doors, eventually breaking the doors off of their hinges and pushed inside the store, knocking down Mr. Damour and trampling him.

No one helped him as he lay on the floor.

The New York Times reports that:

“People did not stop to help the employee as he lay on the ground, and they pushed against other Wal-Mart workers who were trying to aid Mr. Damour. The crowd kept running into the store even after the police arrived, jostling and pushing officers who were trying to perform CPR, the police said.

“They were like a stampede,” said Nassau Det. Lt. Michael Fleming. “Hundreds of people walked past him, over him or around him.”

Mr. Damour was taken from the Wal-Mart to nearby Franklin Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m., the police said.”

It’s plenty despicable that people were so overcome with greed to buy cheap shit that they didn’t even mind killing someone to do it. It’s even more appaling that the tragedy could have easily been prevented. Reports indicate that there was no line or system of organization and/or crowd control in place – shoppers just crammed up against the door.

I’m not saying it’s all WalMart’s fault – it could have also been prevented by any of the people that contributed to the trampling. Just a smidge of common sense and self-restraint could have gone a long way here.

Without wishing to trivialize this incident, I think Billy Bob Thornton said it best in Bad Santa:

“ You people are monsters. I mean, look at all that shit. Do you really need all that shit? For Christ sakes, it’s Christmas.”

Here’s a thought: try giving this Christmas. I mean really and truly giving – of yourself, of your time and of your heart. Does it really matter, even in today’s economy, that you saved five bucks on the gift or got it at 70% off, if the gift is truly meaningful?

Nov 28

I can’t stand Pre-pay, for several reasons.

First, it assumes that I’m not going to pay afterwards, so I need to pay first in order to safeguard the retailer against getting ripped off. Now I know there are people who do this, but I gotta believe that it’s a small minority, especially in todays world of constant video surveaillance. The fact that I am assumed to be dishonest before ever even lifting the nozzle pretty much pisses me off. 

Second, I can only make an estimated guess at how much I’m going to spend. It’s a real pain in the as either way. If I pre-pay too much, I’ve gotta go back in for my change, resulting in two trips into the store as opposed to one. I know it’s insignificant, but let’s face it, I’m lazy. Or, I don’t pre-pay enough, resulting in a tank that ain’t quite full, which is also a pain in the ass.

Either way, it feels pretty much like the recording industry alienating their own clientele, only we’re all so addicted to gasoline that most of us don’t even notice this kind of shit. I mean, think about it. Here’s another example: If you walked into Wal*Mart and they frisked you before you entered the store, and then demanded a deposit against any purchases you may make while in their store, would you still go there?

Didn’t think so.

So why is pre-pay okay at the pump?

 

Nov 28

 So not long after I wrote about the put-together spork, I saw one of my co-workers bust out this beauty – a folding metal spork! Imagine, all the qualities and benefits of the put-together spork, only it’s metal. You can use it again and again!

Brillianrt!

Nov 26

It doesn’t take much, just a heart and a vision.

 

Nov 25

My first inclination when Megan requested that I write a list of things I’m grateful for was to make a list of things, and then explain why I’m grateful for them. I know this is no shock to any of you – get over it. I like to use my words and feel that I’m understood.

That said, I’ve decided to keep it simple.

Things I am grateful for:

Words
The darkness
Sight
Rock Band 2
Poker Night
Megan going to bed at the same time as me
Sweet Potato Casserole
Lightly-killed filet mignon
Kanye West
Metallica
Neil Peart
Color
Black and White
Limoncello
Alphabets
Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries
Whole milk
Single bean chocolate
Boredom
Shawn Robinson
Ghandi
Hitler
Elvis Presley
Joe Satriani
Cam Mosher
Dr. Shawn Campbell 
Atlas Shrugged
FARK.com
Ink, mostly dark blue
Really nice paper, something heavy with a good texture to it
Paint, brushes, canvas, pencils and charcoal
Piers Anthony
Oskar Schindler 
Steven Spielberg
Walt Disney
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
George W. Bush
Barrack Obama
Down comforters
Cold, gray rainy days
Water
Rum sauce
A.L.
Model railroads
Dusty old boxes in the storage room with treasures from dad’s childhood
My Isuzu Rodeo
The Ritz-Carlton (Naples and Boston)
Cheese
My 18v DeWalt cordless drill
The snowblower
Salt
High School
Sizzler

That’s about it. I could go on for hours, so maybe I’ll post a “part 2″ soon…

Thanks, baby. 

 

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