Apparently it’s a slow news day over at ABCNews.com, because they have a news-less story about some chick named “Lisa” (not her real name) that started watching Sex and the City at age 14 and turned into a total whore trying to be like Samantha, then moved to Utah 5 years later at age 19, became Mormon and had two kids.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
Her husband made her sell her Sex & The City DVDs on eBay for fear that they would “it would lure her back to her habits of sex, drugs and one-too-many cosmos” – y’know, because it’s the fault of the show, and “Lisa” has no accountability for her choices.
“But now it’s OK!” says “Lisa”, “It took a while to get here”
Unbelievable.
If you’re that bored, you can read the whole thing here.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 am
that is effing hilarious