May 26

By popular demand, here’s the recipe:

First, you’ll need a 1 gallon glass jar. You can get one pretty easily from a restaurant.

Get about 15 lemons. It’s best to get lemons in season, somewhere between December and February (January is the peak), and choose lemons with a bright yellow color and thick skin without dry spots or discoloring.

Zestthe lemons into the glass jar, and add 1 bottle (750 ml) of vodka, preferably 100 proof. Any decent vodka will do, as it’s a neutral spirit and won’t impart any flavor at all, although a higher-quality vodka will make for a smoother final product. You can also filter the vodka if you like, to ensure a neutral taste.

Place the jar in a cool dark place for a minimum of 30 days. I recommend leaving it for 60-90, and have found no benefit to leaving it for more than 90 days.

Once this first “resting period” is up, pull it off the shelf and add a second bottle (750 ml) of vodka, preferably the same brand.

Make a simple syrup mixture by dissolving 4 cups sugar into 5 cups water over low heat. Once the syrup mixture is clear, let it cool to room temperature and then add it to the jar. The jar should be nearly full at this point.

Let it stand for another 30-90 days in the same cool, dark place.

After the second resting period, strain the whole mixture through a collander or cheesecloth to remove the zest, which can be discarded. Then filter the mixture again through a coffee filter. This will take several hours, so be patient.

When the filtering is complete, bottle it and serve deeply chilled.

May 21

Apparently it’s a slow news day over at ABCNews.com, because they have a news-less story about some chick named “Lisa” (not her real name) that started watching Sex and the City at age 14 and turned into a total whore trying to be like Samantha, then moved to Utah 5 years later at age 19, became Mormon and had two kids.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Her husband made her sell her Sex & The City DVDs on eBay for fear that they would “it would lure her back to her habits of sex, drugs and one-too-many cosmos” – y’know, because it’s the fault of the show, and “Lisa” has no accountability for her choices.

“But now it’s OK!” says “Lisa”, “It took a while to get here”

Unbelievable.

If you’re that bored, you can read the whole thing here.

May 15

The California Supreme Court struck down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage Thursday, saying sexual orientation, like race or gender, “does not constitute a legitimate basis upon which to deny or withhold legal rights.”

It’s about damn time we all wised up and figured out that discrimination – regardless of form or moral objective – is bad for everyone. I mean really, how is prohibiting same-sex marriage any different that denying women the right to vote or folks of a different race to use the same facilities?

It all comes back to somebody needing to make someone else “less” than they are to feel better about themselves.

Get a grip – we’ve all got our issues, and there are times when every one of us feels small or insecure. Let’s just acknowledge it and embrace the fantastic differences in this world, whether you happen to agree with them or not.

I’ll write more on this later, but I just wanted to applaud California for doing something cool and long overdue.

You can read the whole story on CNN.com.

May 12

 

No not that one, the other one.

Take a good look at the picture, and count how many people are in it. Now imagine one more.

This is the Duggar family, and Michelle just gave birth to their 18th frickin’ rugrat. The dad is Jim Bob (no shit, I’m not making this up!) and the mom is Michelle. Each of their spawn has a name starting with the letter “J” – a plan that probably wasn’t well-planned, as they’re now running out of names. It seems Michelle gets pregnant by simply blinking, and has been pregnant for the past 11 years. You do the math (18 kids divided by 11 years = exactly 0 dyas not preganant).

In the words of a wise old woman from Logan, “it’s a vagina, not a clown car!”

UPDATE

Megan, as well as JohnD and AAron have made some excellent comments (Megan in person, and the other two below). After more research, I have a great deal of respect for the Duggars, Jim Bob in particular. He somehow manages to support his family without government assistance, which is more than I can say for people in my close circle with WAY fewer kids. It also turns out that they’re a pretty loving family – everyone helps out quite a bit, and they really look out for each other. They’re a little too “Jesus-ey” for me, but I can appreciate their devotion to their faith and to each other.

In retrospect, this wasan “off-side” post – I judged someone else without even really taking the time to find out the whole story. Thanks to all of you for keeping me sharp and opening my eyes.

May 12

 

It’s magic. Yeah, I know, I don’t believe in magic either (although the dude at the counter in FAO Schwartz in Vegas was pretty convinving). But you should totally check this out, and after reading this fella’s story, you’ll believ, too. Or at least be entertained.

You should totally buy it and test it’s awesome powers. 

 Read all about it here.

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