
First, let’s be clear - I really don’t care if you smoke. You’re stupid for doing so, but there’s no law against stupid (yet). I don’t even care if you do it around, or even next to me. Smoke away. One more nail, right?
However, I have a big problem with the complete arrogance of smokers as they toss the remains of their smoldering cancer stick out the window as their driving down the freeway.
News flash: your car has an ashtray. Guess what it’s for? Well, all of us non-smokers use it to hold loose change, but it was designed (and named) to be a receptacle of your cancer-trash!
Don’t be an a-hole. Put your cigarette out in your frickin’ ashtray. That’s what it’s for. I’m sure it sucks to clean it out every so often, but it’s one of the prices you pay, right?
I imagine that most of you entitled summbiches wouldn’t throw an empty Big Gulp out the window, so don’t throw your other trash either!
And just to clarify, I’m not one of those bleeding heart tree-huggin dirt worshipping environmentalist turds either. Just ask my son the vegan.